She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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