It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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