I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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