Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
hell yes lets make some ravioli
just tell him i said nine months
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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