If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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