But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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