Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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