so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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