idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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