Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
