i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
