real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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