I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm like, not good at living.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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