i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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