please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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