Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
