and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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