How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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