also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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