So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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