I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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