i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need a beard to bite.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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