Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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