i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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