Ambien. No doubt about it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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