i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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