Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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