he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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