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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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