the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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