Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
im drinking this country out of the recession.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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