Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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