You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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