It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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