My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
where does the pee come out of this thing
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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