ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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