David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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