Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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