your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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