I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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