just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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