She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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