it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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