shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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