Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
