i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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