Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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