Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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