Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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