SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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