My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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