i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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