he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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