I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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