I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I love how my cats smell like pot.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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